The 8 Most Shameless Attempts to Cash in on 9/11

    The anniversary of 9/11 was a time for reflection, memorials and staggered disbelief at the ways some people tried to make money from it.
We’ve already seen retarded references to 9/11, and the most retarded reference to 9/11, but here are the worst insults to America and capitalism not videotaped in a cave.

We’re not saying these cash-grabbers are despicable bottom-feeders, but they are parasitic worms that enter the human body through the anus unless that anus belongs to these people.

#8.The 9/11 Quilt

Kevin Held raised almost three quarters of a million dollars to construct a vast 9/11 memorial quilt capable of covering 25 football fields, possibly as an early TSA test to see if shouting “terrorism” really could let you get away with anything.

Even if it wasn’t a scam (you think?), it was the worst charity of all time: His plan was to raise money to make blankets that were of no use to the people who might need them. If charities get tax breaks, he should have had to pay the government extra.

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